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Funny Shirts and Humorous T-Shirts. One liners and funny sayings on T-Shirts, Tees, Shirts and Gifts.
Some people just can't stop talking, or you don't want to listen to what they have to say. Well, tell them, "I can see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah..."
I can see your lips moving but all I hear is blah
This simple, fun and humorous design reads, "Chaos Panic Disorder - My work is done."
Chaos Panic Disorder - My work is done
Are you crazy? 5150 is a California police code for a mentally disturbed person. It is a reference to Section 5150 of the California Welfare and Institutions Code.
5150 Mentally Disturbed
A bartender is a friend, counsel, listener, and pharmacist. Well, a pharmacist with a limited inventory. This design features the phrase, "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
Bartender Is A Pharmacist With A Limited Inventory
Ever know a co-worker, friend, or stranger who doesn't know what they're doing be successful just by being lucky? Well, even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.
Blind Squirrel Finds An Acorn
Know too much for your own good? Is school lame and boring? Well, you might be dangerously overeducated.
Dangerously Overeducated
Driving backwards down the road or through life means you don't need to know where you're going, you only need to know where you've been. So, do you know where you've been?
Do You Know Where You've Been?
Has anyone asked you, "Have you lost your marbles?" Are your marbles lost? Well then this design is for you. Ask everyone, "Have you seen my marbles?"
Have You Seen My Marbles?
I'm innocent! Don't blame me! I didn't do it! Now you can proclaim your not guilty plea with this humorous design.
I Didn't Do It
You know you're right all the time, but when it means you have to predict something bad happening in the future... well, you hate being right all the time.
I Hate Being Right All The Time
I'm not drunk, I can still think. No matter how much alcoholic drinks you consume, I'm not as think as you drunk I am. So get me another beer!
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am
It's wash day tomorrow I don't have anything clean because my other shirt is in the hamper.
My other shirt is in the hamper

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